Gotta Love Kids

Oh the things they say...

We went out to an all you can eat pizza buffet for dinner to celebrate the first day of school tonight. In the middle of dinner Jonathan looks over at the line and says "Somebody needs to glue that lady to her seat, she's going to eat all the pizza".

Rachel just discovered her pulse in her neck and is freaking out. She's screaming "my heart is in my neck mom, get it out, fix it ". No amount of explaining that it is supposed to feel like that or letting her feel mine is making her any calmer.