Ha Ha

Sometimes my kids crack me up. Usually it's Jonathan with the comments but apparently Rach and Jacob have been in a mood lately.

Jonathan:  Mom, I don't like the name you gave my chicken.
Mom:   That's fine, you can change it. What would you like it to be?
Jonathan:   I don't know yet. I have to "learn" him first.

Rachel:   "God's plan was for a mess." (As I look over and her oatmeal is all over the place.)

Mom:  How was your day Jacob?
Jacob:  Why don't you get me a phone and I'll text you the answer.

Hannah:  "How much are you going to pay me to babysit? "

Jeff:  "Look, It's like the Goonies."