Jonathan: Mom, I don't like the name you gave my chicken.
Mom: That's fine, you can change it. What would you like it to be?
Jonathan: I don't know yet. I have to "learn" him first.
Rachel: "God's plan was for a mess." (As I look over and her oatmeal is all over the place.)
Mom: How was your day Jacob?
Jacob: Why don't you get me a phone and I'll text you the answer.
Hannah: "How much are you going to pay me to babysit? "
Jeff: "Look, It's like the Goonies."
