stopping to say hi.
9: You can't complain about a neighbor to a random person without them knowing them
personally (open mouth, insert foot).
8: The crime report each day consists of four people being detained for being under the
influence, one is always from Arkansas.
7: You need a family tree mapped out for the local church.
6: There are only 3 food stands at the county fair, and no fried twinkies.
5: Everyone you see on Monday, wonders why they didn't see you at the Stew Cook-Off on
Saturday.
4: You don't have to worry about traffic on Friday night because everyone, I mean everyone
(including myself) is at the high school football game. (By the way, ESPN covered one of our
games on Sept 11th and I was on TV)
3: The ONLY place in town to buy socks and underwear is Wal-Mart.
2: Every gas station in town is named Joe-Bob's and I actually know Joe Bob, (really I do, he's
super nice).
1: Your son makes the front page of the local newspaper for learning to wash his hands.
Jonathan's class had some high schoolers come in to teach proper hand washing techniques and the paper was there to take pictures. Apparently this was the biggest thing going on that day so it made the front page. That's him in the bottom left corner with the dark shirt. When I picked him up from school and told him there was a picture of him on the front of the newspaper his only response was "AGAIN". We've already been in the paper for Jeff's grand opening and evidently the fame of it all is getting to Jonathan. When will those paps leave him alone.
All kidding aside, we really love it here and encourage all of you to move.
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