Playa El Tunco (The "Pig" Beach) - Beach we stayed on--the big rock is supposed to look like a pig; I'm (this is Jeff for a first in awhile) running out of places to "surf" on the internet. So, I'm coming back full circle to the blog. I decided last week was too much of an "adventure" (alas this was no "Candy Island"...but, I digress) to pass comment on.
So, several months ago my brother Brad and I started formulating a plan to try and put together a surf trip. We were going to do it over spring break, but stuff kept coming up (notice the lack of posts the last 2 months) and so we nixed it. The Friday before Spring Break we were looking up and down the coasts for a daytrip and I stumbled upon tickets to El Salvador. A couple hours later we had plane tickets purchased with no other plans in line. Anyways, too much stuff happened (funny now--not so funny when it was happening). Here's a list of things to learn from if you're planning a get-away (in no particular order).
The group on some steps at the San Andreas ruins
1. Bring someone who speaks the language. This one came back to bite us several times.
2. Make sure you have a lock on the dates of your hotel room--a bathroom door is a plus if 4 people are going to be shoved into one room.
3. Make sure your hotel safe has a back-up key prior to locking it.
Brad & Karrie (+ our guide Amika running away) in front of some shop in Juayua
Brad & Karrie (+ our guide Amika running away) in front of some shop in Juayua4. If you're 6'6", don't surf point breaks at low tide--your body will inevitably find the large, sharp rocks.
5. When they say don't drink the water, then that probably means avoid brushing your teeth with it or getting ice from any restaurant.
6. If you're scared of heights, don't choose a waterfall as a "scenic excursion".
The waterfalls outside of Juayua - Kari was in tears about crossing the small "ladder bridge" in the background behind her
7. Satellite TV in a third world country = a lot of channels you still can't watch or understand.
8. Bring a swimsuit to "scenic excursions" that involve water and make sure you understand what all is entailed in exploring an underwater cave through a mountain.
Asking Amika is this tunnel really only "1"00 meters...it was longer BTW and required swimming underwater in pitch black at one point...needless to say, the girls were not game9. Always order the O.J. in Central America--it really is that good.
10. Surfboards will find a way to hurt you or someone close by.
11. Your passport is never "safe"--just ask the Japanese diplomat on our return flight.
12. Local surf contests at night make a good spectator sport.
Brad & I poking out of a side tunnel in the waterfall tunnels
13. Invest heavily in Imodium and sunscreen (and if you attract mosquitoes like I do--bug spray).
14. If you're going to take your wife to the 2nd most dangerous country in the Americas and just outside of the most dangerous city in said country, don't let her find out about any of that information until after she's already on the plane.
15. If you want your parents to watch your kids for 5 days, have your brother call your dad in the middle of the night to do it. Chances are he'll say "yes" and plans will be well underway before your mom finds out about the decision the following day.
16. Learn the foreign word for "locksmith"--just trust me.
17. You can't Skype if the promised Wi-Fi doesn't exist and the hotel computer's internet only works 1/2 the time.
The ruins at San Andreas...Kari wanted to run the steps but there was a fence
18. If you're 6'6", have your wife ask for the exit aisle on the long flights--sometimes you just get lucky.
19. If you own a hybrid car, know how to jump the battery and pray your brother has jumper cables.
20. If your GPS decides to crash and it's the only device with your hotel's info on it, you're kinda screwed.
21. Priceline will always get you the hotel that does not include the continental breakfast...always!
The crew at a scenic overlook with 5 volcanos in the background (2 or are still active)22. Hot water would be nice to have for post-surf showers.
23. There are some big ants that come out at night in El Salvador.
24. If you have valuables in your hotel safe (say a nice digital camera with exposed lenses) and the key were to get lost and management says they will open it and you can leave the room and go about your business--DON'T LISTEN!
Brad shredding the inside break at Sunzal - our hotel's point break
All in all, it was good waves, good company, and an experience to tell stories from for a lifetime! Kari, Karrie, and Brad--what did I miss?
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25. No matter how tempted you are by the shiny 5'6" Fish, it is only going to kill you on those fast beach breaks.
26. Make sure everyone understands the surf lingo before you start your post surf recaps, otherwise the women just lose interest and never appreciate the greatness of the session.
27. Always leave your key at the front desk not with your husband (allegedly).
28. Sitting way inside allows great wave steals and even more spectacular clean-up sets that leave you gasping for air on the reef.
29. When you hear the locals whistle, paddle outside. When you hear the locals hoot and holler grow gills because you are about to be drowned by a monster set.
30. Surf as many sessions as you can, because 4 days is not enough to quench your thirst for clean waves. Oh and order the natural seafood soup, you can't beat that crazy dish.
31. Do not give your husband anything to hold right before a surf session.
32. Do not put the safe key on the same ring as your room key.
33. Do not ask for an explanation of a surf term, it will be full other surf lingo you don't know.
34. Be prepared to wait 30 minutes or more for every meal, and stick with Brad you get dinner and a show.
35. Don't wear glasses with a dragon on them it may tick off a local and he will try and intimidate you with his karate moves.
37. Swim with a buddy, but don't leave said buddy out at sea they drift away.
Okay... you are NOT allowed to do this again until your children are old enough to understand (and deal with)the word "orphans". ARE YOU NUTS??
Too Funny!
Wow! That sounds, umm...interesting! I'm pretty sure I'll never have to use any of those travel tips, though, because what I got from this post overall was...
#38. Just go to Disneyworld! :)
My thoughts exactly Leigh. But if you do have to surf...go to Hawaii.
The only word that comes to mind is "WOW"!! I think we will stay right here in Idaho where it is a mellow 30 degrees or lower 7 out of 12 months. Really funny post, though! You are great writers...
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